Haste

When this card enters the battlefield or attacks summon a food token.

Sacrifice 3 food tokens: transform me

Someone has to care. Too few people care these days

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Lift, the lady of Awesomeness

Creature — Human Rosharan Radiant

When this card transforms or attacks create a food token.

Whenever you sacrifice a food token place a +1/+1 counter on Lift, the lady of Awesomeness

Sacrificing a food token costs {1} less

Your butt is too nice. Old guys shouldn’t have nice butts. It means they spend way too much time swinging a sword or punching people. You should have an old flabby butt. Then I’d trust you

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